I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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