So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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