Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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