Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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