I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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