rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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