your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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