dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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