I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
cat food counts as protein by the way
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize