seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
