belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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