WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize