come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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