Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
you had me at cake vodka
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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