Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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