She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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