I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Randomize
