We're facebook friends in real life
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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