Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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