time to smoke my breakfast
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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