D3 body, D1 cock
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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