when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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