It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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