some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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