My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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