he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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