Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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