i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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