Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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