Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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