Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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