I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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