if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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