I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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