I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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