i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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