I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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