I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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