His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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