i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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