You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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