better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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