i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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