I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
bring money and cleavage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize