when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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