I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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