My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I didn't notice because vodka
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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