White coat. Heels.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
