His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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