I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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