the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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