"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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